These are some nonsensical ways, so nonsensical that it just might work, to avoid actually doing work. Cool huh? The scientists back at the lab came up with them. By the way they're crazy and looking for wives. Call them, girls. Don't miss them for the world.

1. Pretend to do the work in others' presence.
2. Blame everything on insert least favourite person here.
3. Be all dumb and let your parents show you how to do the work. Works especially well with chores. results may vary if your father is Dwayne Johnson or however the hell you spell his friggin' name.
4. Don't do it at all. (LOVE this one)
5. Say it's already done.
6. Talk about global warming when the topic of work comes up. Save the planet! Think about the whales.
7. Watch TV and say, "after this".
8. Wink sheepishly and pass your father a dollar. The smell of money activates everyone except for the tribes in Africa I guess.
WARNING: DOES NOT WORK WHEN YOUR FATHER JUST GAVE YOU THE DOLLAR. BUY CANDY FOR ME INSTEAD.
9. Go to bathe, and sleep, and then bathe ...
10. Scream "YABADEDABADOOO!" in an Indian accent and they'll send you on an all-expense paid trip to France, thinking the poor child is too stressed.

Remember to brush your damned teeth! And yes, the subject change indicates the end of this post.

I've been pondering to myself over what to wear for the horror theme graduation night in the ELDDS Camp. Here's what I WON'T do even if you threaten to marry a Hilton:

1. Poke people and say you are Facebook
2. Wear a tacky costume.
3. Be not creative.
4. Not wear anything at all and exclaim "I'm Naked Girl! With the superhuman body parts!"
5. Stick objects on myself. e.g. shoes, knives, garbage etc etc.
6. Wear something made out of trash.

I had a few wacky ideas but I need to crack open a few piggy banks.

1. Ceiling Fan
Wear a t-shirt with "GO CEILINGS!" on it and carry around an autograph book, a pen, a camera and some pom poms. Scary because you have to pay electricity bills.

2. Sleepy Girl
Pyjamas and a teddy bear, with a cup of warm milk (ewww...) or something. Classic. Scary because I'd look so hideous.

3. Chewing Gum
All pink with my shoe keychain on me. Scary because the government banned us?

4. Ghost Student
Uniform with horrible make-up. Self-explanatory scary.

5. Barbie Doll
All pink with a comb, and then I tell people to brush my hair. Scary because nobody really likes Barbie dolls.

6. Starbucks
Wear a shirt with stars, carry around a cup, and few dollar bills. Scary because we make you addicted to coffee?

7. Failure
A shirt with F9 or "Fail" on it. Now THAT's scary.

8. Expired Food
Wear a t-shirt with a picture of food on it and have a tattoo saying "31 Jan 01". Imagine eating that. SCARY.

9. Dead girl
Put some sort of cloth under a shirt with holes and pierce through it with a satay sticks.

10. Black Mail
Wear all black with some postage stamps on my shirt. Blackmail. Sweeeeet ...

11. Bankruptcy
Wear all white and say that I'm your wallet.

They're all lame, but I really don't want to wear a mask or a real costume. They're always itchy and smelly. I asked Jing Ting and she said all of the ideas are very kua kua kua ... ... I wanted to go as an angel but they are not scary and it sounds very expensive.

   Lol. I love the post title. Maybe even more than the post. But if everyone went around loving titles I bet the Da Vinci Code guy would be might pissed off, thus shooting everyone to a boring death with his theories on canvas paintings. Okay, fine, so maybe I didn't read the book but title lovers, like me, can tell that it's about calculators, dead people and art. No? Whatever. It is to me.

   Anyway I woke up with my mother's morning face greeting me and I was like,

URGGGHHH!!!!

   And my mother gave me this demented look. This demented morning face look.

URGGGHHHH!!!!

   And yet, a cup of Milo and some McVities would be no problem for her. I am so testing my mother's patience and when her patience does overload, I can sense that it ain't going to be pretty.

   What on Earth is an annoying bloke like me doing up at 0800? Because there's an ELDDS meeting in the library today. Yawn. Apparently, Ms Tang wants to wag her finger at us disapprovingly, just so we could be hypnotized into being total goody-goodys. Just kidding. Love ELDDS. LOVE IT. No, I am not under any spell, or at least just the ones banned by the law. By the way, what spells ARE banned by the law?

ELDDS
Okay, subject change avoided. Ms Tang just needed to brief us on the horror themed camp (can't wait)(dammit, $$$ needed again) and the video competition thingy where we had to watch our videos. It was so agonising to watch myself be awkweird together with everybody else.

Watching me ...

On wide scene projector screen too. Oh the pain.

   There were several opportunities for her to wag her fingers but I guess she skipped it. Anyway, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend and Zona NuEr complaining about how the damned library computers wouldn't start, and after ELDDS (and a shocking discovery that the new trainer would be Fita) I skipped over, not to give them any heart related medical conditions, but to accompany them. I should get like, a medal or something. Oh whatever. Nobody's sane enough to like me without getting drunk anyway.

   Scammed Ms Ho (HAH!), facebooked and slacked in the library. Oh the power of an account and a library computer. As one, they could dominate the schools of the world! I sure hope Ms Ho doesn't have a lawyer/publicist, because that would really really spoil everything.

   I had lunch with Zona after Jing Ting and her Mr. Wei Zhi (HAHA)(I might need some medication) left for Lot 1. Yay McSpicy! Yay Double Cheeseburger! To hell with Sprite! Boh pian lor, I can't have anymore caffeine for fear it may ruin my future. Stupid right? Caffeine ruining your future ... *pissed off hiss* So now I need Sprite. What the.

   Currently slacking at home.

   What kind of spells do you think would be banned if the lawyers went ahead and decided being insane about Harry Potter is all the range, and the judge would nod along with the heck of an idea to ban windgardium leviosa? Levitating items shouldn't be banned. It could be convenient. Just think:

Wouldn't it be fun to see people get scared after a muffin starts floating? Cool right? And then whenever you get bored you can just get a stick to point at items so they'll float. BRILLIANT!

   Okay got to go. (Seriously)