Over the past few days, after eating some rancid banana (DAMN you market people), Miki has been having like, drippy shit and is crapping all over the place to my mother's horror. Oh, and sorry for not warning you about the post's content, but I assume any moron can read the title with "diarrhoea" in it. Unless it takes special morons, like you, or me to read the post title. For those who are not morons, or special morons, this warning is for you:

THIS POST CONTAINS DESCRIPTIONS OF ITEMS YOU WOULD PREFER FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET. Seriously.

   Anyway, I would much prefer cleaning up multiple miserable puddles of VOMIT instead of shit, because in my less cared of opinion, vomit smells and looks a lot more better.

   And for those who actually bother to read up on biology, you should know that shit is a more processed version of vomit, so technically, shit is a WORST version of vomit.

   Vomit looks much better because there is pink vomit ... and ... and ... green and orange. There are so many colours to entertain yourself while trying to avoid the fact ... that the vomit came out of a living things digestive system.

   If you happened to feed or eat something that smells nice, chances are the vomit would be rather fragrant too. Once, I have this anorexic friend (haha), who threw up and it smelled pleasantly like lemon juice. Although it probably would not smell nice enough to actually be sold in stores to children or whatever the Singapore market promises. Sadly, she is still hurling up over unsuspecting victims. Oh, God.

   When you're wiping up the excess vomit, keep in mind that your annoying friend (what the, so gay)(like friend ...) Natalie is there to laugh at you!